"If you're my friend and I ask to borrow your bottle opener, don't give me your whole keychain, especially on April 1st. That's just plain dumb." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture April 19, 2004 Recommended Comments () Picture Excuse me officer, can I borrow your tazer gun? Picture "You might be a redneck if you break your hand and install a bottle opener to your cast." I think you mean you might be AWESOME. Picture "Don't give your wasted friend a police baton." Picture From the "Why Didn't I Think Of That?" file - a bottle opener for your sandals. Picture Oh I was just letting my roommate borrow that. Picture "What is the name of the Vietnamese Restaurant on 1st St.?" "Mo' pho'!" "Stop cursing at me, I just want to know the name of the Vietnamese Restaurant on 1st St!" Comments ()
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