"Dude we need something to smoke out of...heres 3 bottles and some tubing. you have 4 minutes."

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

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