The best thing about college is that even this guy, with his puked-on belongings and complete lack of respect for himself, EVEN HE can have a rewarding sex life.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

"Gretchen, NO!"

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

The transformation is almost complete.