She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES! « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture April 17, 2004 Recommended Comments () Picture "My mom was so confident that she shot eyes closed. And yes, she and my little sister beat me and my dad. I still cry sometimes." Picture Not only did mom win, she shut him out. Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually Picture I didn't think this old lady could bong seawater, but she proved us wrong. Picture "My mom bought this for me because I told her I was too busy with school to go to church. She said to put it on my ipod and to listien it so my soul could be saved while I do homework." Picture And thats all she wrote folks... Comments ()
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