Picture Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you
Picture "Some chick from a matchmaker website actually sent this picture to me.... Read her shirt!!! It looks like all you can buy is crap at the Biggest Sale of the Year."
Picture Grandma won't know what hit her. But we will. It's that cat. Right there under the chair. See it? With the crazy eyes. That's what will hit grandma.