The only sport less boring than baseball... Rock, Paper, Scissors! And yes, don't email us; it is a sport.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis