Picture "My buddy passed out and we put a lit ciggarette in his nose, which he smoked in his sleep." I have to pay someone to do that for me so I can smoke in my sleep too.
Picture "My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignit
Picture "Walked in to the lobby of my dorm at 3:30 and found these two passed out, computers still on their laps. One hell of a Crazy Saturday Night."