"A friend of mine decided while he was wasted that he would brand himself with a longhorn on his ass." Good idea, dude. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From David Rachman on April 13, 2004 See More tattoos branding More By David Rachman View Profile DALLAS COWBOYS CAT IN A HELMET!! FREAKING HYSTERICAL!!! Recommended Comments () Picture "My friend was so drunk he fell in the lake while attempting to shoot a bottle rocket, so we thougth it would be a good idea to make him launch it out of his mouth while his face was under water. His body was under but his face wasn't." Picture "My boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to try feeding some raccoons while we were camping...he got bored with just tossing food so he put a hotdog in his butt and fed them that way...they actually ate it!" Picture "He was wasted out of his mind one night and decided to make a sandwhich." Picture "Drunk-ass friend rubbed one out with the tube of bronzer he thought was moisturizer!" (no dude-ity) Picture "It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an Picture This elephant's friend got wasted and passed out, so he did what he had to do. Comments ()