"We met this guy during our spring break trip to FL at Clearwater beach he was just swimming around in his briefs..."

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.