This is a portion of my roommate's resume that he passed around to some local banks for a job opening... « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture April 10, 2004 See More obvious math resume Recommended Comments () Picture "So we went to our local taco shop. My friend, who is blackout drunk, decides to get naked and run around. He passed out on the hood just as we got our food. There were about 3 cars behind us, and the lady working the drive thru was laughing her ass off. Picture Shane Botwin's Work Resume Looks Pretty Legitimate Picture Guy Submits Death Certificate of Former Employee with Resume Picture He should've mentioned he was on TV for 8 years. Picture Yankees fans aren't known for their math skills. Picture "This is the sign next to our local bank's atm. Look at the fifth one down." Comments ()