Ah, Vida Guerra... You look as good when I'm sober as most girls look when I'm drunk.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.