"I don't know if celebrities are up for the best ass competition. But Enrique Iglesias doesn't mind showing off Anna Kournikova's ass, so I'd say she can be tossed in the running for best ass..."

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.