The saddest ponyride in the world.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Well, think it.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.