Even the Earth needs the occasional colonoscopy.
Hail to the king, baby.
Britney Spears used to be hot, she could even pull off the "Must... Eat... Brains" look.
"Even the 'happy trail' needs a road sign."
He doesn't trim IT. It trims HIM.
The band was going to sacrifice him as part of the show, but he was the only one that bought merch. Even if it was just to eat.