I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
maoam sweet sex
picking up a packet of my favorite candy only top notice a lemon getting busy with a green bean!
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Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
