Picture "Slydells finest hour. That's what you get when you pass out at a party with your rugby friends in NC."
Picture "Somebody was drunk and thought it was a good idea to light bottle rockets off in his teeth... you should have seen the burns in his gums"
Picture You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed.