Sounds like that husband knows how to party.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost