You don't want to drink too much "FIX" in this house.
How to fix a hole in the wall.
Photoshop has unexpectedly crashed.
How else could you explain Jesus and the dinosaurs without conflicting origin theories?
"Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? I stick a candle in my mouth and do this..."
You don't even want to know how much the pelican burger has gone up.