Picture "We wanted to have the best costumes but we got so drunk they only lasted about an hour. After that we just looked like idiots with hoola hoops duct taped to our shoulders."
Picture "The Domino's guy was already drunk when he delieverd the pizza, so we asked him if he wanted to hang out."
Picture Back in my day, we couldn't afford beer pong. We had to use turpentine and rounded chunks of spoiled meat - and it was good enough!
Picture Why do we write our own picture captions? Usually they'll come in with something like this:"you pricks never put any shit i send you up on your website!!! so i guess if you dont like the chics pics i send maybe you want one of me having a small beer after