Don't let the shirt fool you, that's a medium-sized 3 wolf moon shirt on a very fat man.
It's like Three Wolf Moon, but for girls.
3 Teen Wolf Moon. Doesn't get much better than that.
The jack-in-the-box moon.
Later that night he was surfing on top of cars. He's currently in the ICU at the local hospital.
Isn't it weird when you can see the moon during broad daylight?