To be fair, Slip N Slide was never really a great idea in the first place.
"Senior prank - three feet deep in every hallway in the school."
All the grace of a tranquilized walrus.
Drunk cute girls on a tarp slip n' slide!
Slip 'n Slide 'n Dive 'n Die.
"You've gotta pay a toll of cold water or a Wendy's run if you wanna get through this hallway."