"...and then later she vandalized my penis with her face!" « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture March 29, 2004 See More police blotter Recommended Comments () Picture Apparently punching someone in the face isn't a crime? Picture "My niece trying to hit the ball. I saw it heading to her face, and could have tried to help, but thought it'd be funnier to take a picture. She cried, I laughed... being an uncle is awesome." Picture Elephant Trunk in Mouth Picture "He told her he was a robot and she grabbed him and started licking his face." Picture I'd probably rather get a fist in the face than this. Picture Lady Gaga Punches Dancer in Face Comments ()
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