Fraternity Christmas trees with cases of beer as presents are the new Beer Pong! Oh, wait.
"The result of 59 cases of beer on sale for $2 each at the local quickie-mart."
"What the hell happened last night, Nate?"
500 straws for 99 centers - that's almost enough straws for the rest of the night.
Mr. T talking about Jesus is the holy grail of late night channel surfing.
By the end of the night, you'll only be able to use "struggle."