"There was an old man driving, and a woman with an oxygen tank was sitting shotgun."
Give me a T. Give me an M. Give me a Z.
"University of Iowa, I was sitting on a couch and noticed matching thongs, how glorious."
That Slater guy had it all figured out.
Another shotgun blast, but this time to a container of oil. Pretty cool visual.
"Ever blown a 6 pack off the face of the earth via shotgun?"