A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Facebook: The quickest way to destroy someone's life.
some random lady is friending people from my highschool and leaving this story somewhere on their walls.. the girl in the story also went to my highschool.
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Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
