If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
The first night of college is always the most memorable. Mainly because you've got a huge gash on your forehead the next morning.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
