I shall retire to my inflatable castle, you good sir shall bring me a goblet of diet coke and you kind wench shall bring me a trough of Biggie Fries..
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
