A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Karate Kid: Part 22
They use their own definition of "wax off."
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The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
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Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
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This family trip is about to get awkward.
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
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The internet is working as intended.
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
