"Please cameraman, don't just stand there!"

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

You should see how she hails a cab.

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.