Picture "This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.
Picture Remember class of 2007 - you are the future! So get out there, grab life, hold it like you're getting ready for a back body drop, lift it up as high as you can, then catch it mid-air as if going for a spinebuster but instead drive it into the mat.