I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Miller High Life Guy is a Rutgers Fan!
We were tailgating and he walked bye and saw us drinking Miller High Life and asked us for one. We were all like 'OMG MILLER HIGH LIFE GUY I LOVE YOU'
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.