Picture 1500 cases and 85 kegs of Rolling Rock all gone... just gone. They never even had a chance to get inside my tummy and vomited up at a hilariously inappropriate moment.
Picture "235 Bottles of Rolling Rock to make this reality. Let's see if my step-dad wants to get wasted and fall into the Christmas tree this time."
Picture Passed out at the family Christmas dinner and wearing that sweater? A beer bottle on your head is the least of your problems.