Cloning hands. Freaky.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth