"Hey, kids! It doesn't really matter if you're bad or good when there's a serial killer in your neighborhood."
BJs are like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Good touch or bad touch?
The bad news is we can't go outside. The good news is why would we want to?
When you glow in the dark it doesn't matter how bad you dance, it'll always look mind blowingly good.
I always feel bad for the animals when I go to the zoo.