I thought Paul Bunyan dug the Grand Canyon dragging his axe behind him.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.