Picture This is a parking space at the local Arby's. If you aren't handicapped when you park there, you will be.
Picture "Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps."
Picture "This is what happens to VT freshmen's Cars when they decide to take the first parking space in the campus lot. I thought the Snow Penis was a nice touch."