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This is a picture from my most recent trip to China. This was on the door of the bathroom in a German bar where all the Chinese girls dress like barmaids.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.