"What, didn't get your full gallon of teet milk today?"

Well I work drive-thru at a Tim Hortons. When taking orders at 8 in the morning it's so frustrating. It's almost like people sit in their car in line for 3 minutes and wait until they pull up to the speaker before deciding their order which then takes up to 5 minutes. Drive through customers also seem to forget the fact that there are people waiting behind them in line as... Read More » well... When you pull up to the speaker box don't say "uhhhhh hold on a second," if you wanna do that then you can pull through and go back to the back of the line. Sheesh. To remind them of the gargantuan line behind them I've taken to saying, "Thanks for waiting, can I take your order?" which really means, 'remember you were waiting for forever for that stupid fatty who couldn't decide which breakfast sandwich to order for 3 minutes? Yeah don't do that.'. You wouldn't believe how much faster the line moves.

February 15, 2012