A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
"Back before WWII hemp was supported by the American government. This is a real pro-hemp army poster. Only problem was people just ate and chilled and totally forgot to go to war so they dropped the program."
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Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
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You should see how she hails a cab.
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It's a Christmas miracle!
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Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
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These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
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This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
