"This snowman wasn't built, he emerged from the ground."
This is, perhaps, the most realistic snowman sex scene ever. Ever.
The only problem with getting a blowjob from a snowman is the shrinkage.
Doesn't look like the snowman is complaining.
Hello, 9-1-1? I know this is going to sound like a joke, but I got my dick stuck in a snowman.
Is it snowman sex season already?