Picture "This is me drinking from an ice luge my friends made for our party...you pour the liquor in her mouth and drink it from her twat..."
Picture I know we've put up pictures of dogs hitting a beer bong before, but this one also just did the ice luge!
Picture "This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.