Dirty philosophy majors...

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

You should see how she hails a cab.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.