I want nothing more than for a elementary school boy to give this to his smoking hot teacher.
Nothing says "I'm a geek with bling" more than this.
Light blue shirt with matching blue jeans? Do you have any idea how gay that looks?
There's nothing more goth than holding the handicap bathroom bar at a Wendys.
Kickin' it doggy-style
I enjoy nothing more in life than getting Herpes with my family and friends.