"Passed out on the beach drunk in panama. This was the resulting sunburn."
Drunk freshman passed out in the bathroom
"End of a bar night in Allston, MA Circa 2006. He passed out cold, sitting up in a chair."
"Dropped his phone in the toilet, and passed out drunk trying to dry it."
Ah, the passed out wedgie. A move just coming onto the drunk shaming scene.
It's just too easy not to mess with passed out drunk people...