Surprisingly, the top answer for both Batman and Jesus is "check utility belt."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.