the sign used to read "I live here now because my wife kicked me out"

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps