MJ isn't dead, he just wanted to be the manager of a restuarant in Austin, Texas

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.