"Ah, what the hell.. lemme join in the fun.. I have a seatbelt belt too!"
Joachim passed out in the bar ...so we did our best to shame him with what we had on hand.
Ah, the passed out wedgie. A move just coming onto the drunk shaming scene.
"We got bored and took the time to drill a hole in an Irish mist bottle." Apparently, in Lock Haven bored is a euphemism for high.
"We had a Frank but he passed out before we could take the picture. Typical Frank."
Ah, the great mystery of life solved.