Google says you're a preppy little bitch.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve