I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
I can only draw stick figures....
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
